Monopoly Wealth…

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly that in the U.S. Treasury.

Water vs. Coke

 WATER

 

#1.  75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half the world population)

 

 

#2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is mistaken for hunger.

 

 

#3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one’s metabolism as 3%.

 

 

#4.  One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.

 

 

#5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

 

 

#6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

 

 

#7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a ! printed page.

 

 

#8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%., and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer. Are you drinking the amount of water you should drink every day?

 

 

 

COKE

 

#1. In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.

 

 

#2. You ca! n put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in two days.

 

#3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the ‘real thing’ sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous China

 

 

#4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

 

 

#5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

 

 

#6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

 

 

#7.  To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

 

 

#8… To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into the load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

 

 

FOR YOUR INFORMATION:

 

#1. the active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase of osteoporosis.

 

#2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup! (the concentrate) the commercial trucks must use a hazardous Material place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.

 

#3.    The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean engines of the trucks for about 20 years!

 

Now the question is, would you like a glass of water? Or Coke?

 

 

 

 

You Know You Grew Up In the 80′s If…

 

1. You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE. 


 

2. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton

 

3. You know that “WOAH” comes from Joey on Blossom

 

4. If you ever watched “Fraggle Rock”

 

5. It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

 

6. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.

 

7. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

 

8. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side.

 

9. You played the game “MASH”(Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)

 

10. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it.

 

11. You know the profound meaning of ” WAX ON , WAX OFF”.

 

12. You wanted to be a Goonie.

 

13. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (some of us…head-to-toe)

 

14. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his cheeks shifted.

 

15. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

 

16. You took lunch boxes to school…and traded Garbage Pailkids in the schoolyard.

 

17. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.

 

18. You still get the urge to say “NOT” after every sentence.

 

19. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged handmade friendship bracelets.

 

21. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes.

 

22. After you saw Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure you kept saying “I know you are, but what am I?”

 

23. You remember “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”

 

24. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.

 

25. You have ever played with a Skip-It.

 

26. You remember boom boxes and walking around with one on your shoulder like you were all that.

 

27. You remember watching both Gremlins movies.

 

28. You thought Doogie Howser/Samantha Micelli was hot.

 

29. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.

 

30. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool…and don’t even flinch

when people refer to them as “NKOTB”

 

31. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on “Saved By The Bell,” The ORIGINAL class.

 

32. You know all the words to Bon Jovi – SHOT THROUGH THE HEART.

 

33. You just sang those words to yourself

 

34. You still sing “We are the World”

 

35. You tight rolled your jeans.

 

36. You owned a banana clip.

 

37. You remember “Where’s the Beef?”

 

38. You used to (and probably still do) say “What you talkin’ ’bout Willis?”

 

39. You’re still singing shot through the heart in your head, aren’t you!

 

 

 

Steven Wrights “Gems”

1 - I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 
2 – Borrow money from pessimists — They don’t expect it back.
3 – Half the people you know are below average.

4 – 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 – 827% of all  statistics are made up on the spot.
6  – A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 – A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 – If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 – All those who believe in psycho-kinesis, raise my hand.
10 – The early bird may get the worm,  but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 – I almost had a psychic girlfriend…..but she left me before we met. 
12 – OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
13 – How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
14 – If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 – When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong  lane. 
17 – Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 – Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
19 – I intend to live forever…..so  far, so good. 
20 – If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 – Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
22 – What happens if  you get scared half to death twice?
23  – My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
24 – Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
25 – If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 – A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 – Experience is something you don’t get until  just after you need it. 
28 – The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 – To steal  ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 – The  problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 – The sooner you fall behind, the more time  you’ll have to catch up.
32 – The  colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 – Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don’t have film.
34 – If your car could travel at the speed of light, would  your head lights work? 

 

Check out Steves website http://www.stevenwright.com/.